weird

ya know what is weird about being older?

things like your friends getting engaged is no big deal anymore,

people younger than you are already married,

getting pregnant is the new shocker,

and now that you have dated RMS, you can keep running into them.

the best and worst thing about premies is that they leave.

yeah it stinks but it is so much worse that RMs never do.

RMs don't come with an eject button.

it is kinda nice that you have that back up plan where the boy disappears and you get to have your life all to yourself.

now with RMs they can pop up where ever at anytime

like on a date with another boy...

and then it gets worse when they get married. so you walk around campus and see an old crush across from brigham square and think "attention! there is -----..... he is engaged now...huh"

cringe

since when did i begin to have dated that boys who are now engaged.

age alert!

OR

you end up sitting by an old crush's wife (yes. wife.) in class.

you know exactly who she is because you are a total fb stalker but you have to pretend like you have no clue who she is. but you have indeed looked at all their wedding pictures.

then at the end of class she asks what your name was (because is a cute and totally nice person and shared class materials with you)

when you say your first name, she immediately fills in your last name and says "oh you know by husband because of ------"

and in your head you think "does she know that i once thought her then-non-married husband was cute?" AWKWARD.

but she did know who i was.

looks like we both are holders of personal information about people we barely know.

welcome to the fb generation.